2nd grade- Knight style

As you all know, I teach 2nd grade.  Next door to my class is Mr. M who is a good friend of mine.  We are currently in the midst of a poetry contest where we pick random words and compete in making up the most ridiculous poem with our kids.  Somehow they have taken a medieval turn.  This includes phrases like 'a noble steed'.  Anyway, in keeping with this, one of my kids suggested that I add 'Noble Steve' to the poem I was making the other day.  I thought it was too funny.  And now Mr. M and I joke about where is noble Steve.